We're in the process of selling our house, which is not a process I enjoy. It essentially requires making your house look like one out of a magazine that nobody lives in, and then keeping it that way. Keeping a house clean and tidy enough to have buyers come through at a moments notice is not an easy task, even without a toddler tearing around the house like a Tasmanian devil (keeping it even civilized is difficult with this little monkey).
Plus, it's kinda creepy to think about strangers snooping through your home when you're not there - opening closets and cupboard doors (I have a bad habit of stashing clutter in these places to put away "later"), scrutinizing every detail. I have anxiety every time we leave the house about whether I've adequately hidden embarrassing unmentionables or forgotten to flush a toilet (yes, sometimes I leap off the toilet just in time to stop the baby from eating a handful of cat hair or a dirty Q-tip out of the garbage and forget to flush...so sue me).
I remember one time when we were kids and my mom was trying to sell the house. We were rushing to finish dinner and get out so people could come through, and my brother threw up all over the carpet in his bedroom like 10 minutes before we had to leave. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
I don't know what would be worse - an unflushed toilet or a room that smells like vomit.
I'll be glad when this is over.